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A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber1.
The plumber arrived, unpacked2 his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaimed, This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer!
The plumber replied sympathetically, Neither did I when I was a lawyer.
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